They threaten me with allsorts.
According to them. I must buy a tv license.
I am not going to buy a tv license.
Because we do not watch tv or have any connection to tv here. We only watch dvds.
Still, the bullying letters regularly land on our door mat.
Go and bully someone else.
I am not going to pay for a service that I don't have and don't want to use.
If we want to watch something, then we go to someone else's house and watch it there. It is usually a non-BBC channel, too.
I'm not going to telephone an expensive number to explain my self...or waste postage, time after time.